It’s the little things in life that matter.
I use to be a REPUBLICAN—-
But, I always believed in Abortion & Capital Punishment.
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HappY BIRTHDAY
In Heaven.
Im doing stand-up
I haven’t been this scared since my first visit to the gynecologist.
My new Roof
Two years ago I gave a Born -Again Christian man $1500 in cash including a few checks to fix my leaky roof. A month ago he finally sent one of his employees to fix the roof and did a wonderful job. He made me wait as business had boomed and he was fixing roofs and would help me with a portion of the roof, since he always had leftover material.
Two years. For two years I believed he would help me. Two years.
He’s a Trump supporter. I’ve managed to stick a hole in every one of his theories including his employee isn’t vaccinated. I asked, he is.
But, I believed him when he said he’d help. He hasn’t answered my question, “ if you weren’t fixing the rest of the roof why did you make me wait two years?”
I haven’t heard a thing.
Needle Biopsy
This morning I had a needle biopsy. I caught a glimpse of the needle and turned my head. It’s only with needles.
I, unlike our Republicans stand with 🇺🇦 Ukraine. And with My President.
Thursday is the test results, or longer because of the Pandemic.
Yes, dark chocolate and Toilet Paper and Paper Towels always welcome.
Grateful
For all my friends and my family and Snickers. It’s always about Snickers.