Yes, I did. I will again. One day. Maybe next month!
I showered
It’s the little things in life that matter.
I use to be a REPUBLICAN—-
But, I always believed in Abortion & Capital Punishment.
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HappY BIRTHDAY
In Heaven.
Im doing stand-up
I haven’t been this scared since my first visit to the gynecologist.
My new Roof
Two years ago I gave a Born -Again Christian man $1500 in cash including a few checks to fix my leaky roof. A month ago he finally sent one of his employees to fix the roof and did a wonderful job. He made me wait as business had boomed and he was fixing roofs and would help me with a portion of the roof, since he always had leftover material.
Two years. For two years I believed he would help me. Two years.
He’s a Trump supporter. I’ve managed to stick a hole in every one of his theories including his employee isn’t vaccinated. I asked, he is.
But, I believed him when he said he’d help. He hasn’t answered my question, “ if you weren’t fixing the rest of the roof why did you make me wait two years?”
I haven’t heard a thing.
Needle Biopsy
This morning I had a needle biopsy. I caught a glimpse of the needle and turned my head. It’s only with needles.
I, unlike our Republicans stand with 🇺🇦 Ukraine. And with My President.
Thursday is the test results, or longer because of the Pandemic.
Yes, dark chocolate and Toilet Paper and Paper Towels always welcome.