Ever read the Bible and think — Are we being punked?
In What Universe
do you spent a few hours in the bathroom and not have the scale change?????
I left the House
Yes, I did. I will again. One day. Maybe next month!
I showered
It’s the little things in life that matter.
I use to be a REPUBLICAN—-
But, I always believed in Abortion & Capital Punishment.
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HappY BIRTHDAY
In Heaven.
Im doing stand-up
I haven’t been this scared since my first visit to the gynecologist.
