Last night I did my third 5 minutes on stage. My hands shook so I didn’t pick up my paper to read my next jokes. Thank God off to the side was our coach/teacher/friend CO whispering key words. We were all gifted this cookie and other treats! Had a fabulous time with my comedy tribe! 💗💕💗
Give Yourself—
Prozac, Potato Chips and VITAMIN D
If you don’t vote blue, women are fucked. And if we’re fucked -we won’t be fucking you.
Pie. I ate Pie.
Chocolate Silk Pie. GF, Vegan and delicious! It’s been 3 years and this is the BEST I’ve ever tasted! It’s also pricey.
Comedy Class
It’s comedy tonight! Best Tuesdays ever.
Trump like me
Yep, DJT and I have three things in common- we are both ego driven, overweight and poor. Help! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a joke!
Costco
I was in Costco today (my friend has the membership and I’m looking for a winter coat but they weren’t warm enough.)
So, I see a little girl with her mom and I say she cute. Are you registered voter? Yes. Get your friends and family to vote. Make sure Abortion is legal.
“Legal ? Legal? Oh No. not legal and I can give you reasons why it doesn’t need to be legal.”
Then I said something-“if your daughter is raped-don’t you want abortion to be legal?
She said Nothing. My friend who had walked away the minute the words “Are you” were spoken, now met me in dairy.
“Bernard Shaw of CNN asked Mike Ducass (?) “if your wife was raped and killed would you still not believe in Capital Punishment?