Gratitude and A Positive Mental Attitude.
Your mother is dead because your father is selfish—-just like the rest of you.
Help the homeless and give up this pretend fairytale that puts family members against family members.
By the way-I’m so sorry about how the British press is racist. So is the royal family.
The best invention I loved, could afford and used. The kindle. Amazon.com was amazing to me that I could see a book on a TV program and order it, and in minutes I could start reading the book. Now, since I’m not a prime member, I have to go to the library and actually get the physical copy. But, first I have to order it and then wait my turn. With the kindle or kindle app, it was always my turn—-
Merry Christmas from SNAP ( food stamps) we are taking $13.00 away from your total since your social security went up. So say hello to losing more weight and having 5 less cans of tuna fish, or four cans of soup or vegetables. Yes, a happy end of the year to you!
Now can we tax the ultra rich?
It’s the last month of 2022, and I’m so grateful for all that has happened this year. More laughs, more love, more fun for 2023. Btw, can you over pickle? I had pickle flavored hummus with dill pickle potato chips. Tell me when you have over pickled.
Last night I did my third 5 minutes on stage. My hands shook so I didn’t pick up my paper to read my next jokes. Thank God off to the side was our coach/teacher/friend CO whispering key words. We were all gifted this cookie and other treats! Had a fabulous time with my comedy tribe! 💗💕💗
If you don’t vote blue, women are fucked. And if we’re fucked -we won’t be fucking you.
