What an extra 95 dollars did for me

by Leslie Jacobs


I’m on food stamps. Here is what I’ve done with my extra 95 dollars. It allowed me to buy gluten free, dairy free and egg free pasta which is 2 to 3 dollars more a box. It allowed me to buy frozen food that doesn’t have dairy or eggs or gluten. On my birthday I bought a dairy free/egg free/gluten free cheesecake. The cheesecake was 7 dollars and it was delicious. I usually only buy one 4 pack of bagels a month. Bread is high in price from 4-6 dollars more. I was able to buy foods I could eat and then leave the house with no cares.

I bought lots of fruit and vegetables. Also, I stocked up for the year in tuna fish.

I will miss the 95 dollars which made it easier to eat. But, I get it. We need to give more to the rich so they will stay on earth and help us earth people-instead of going and helping the aliens.

Thank you to all the taxpayers who pay for this. It’s a few dollars a year-but thank you.


Depression Sucks

by Leslie Jacobs


Even with my Prozac that I take daily, sometimes the depression takes over. So, I smoke cannabis to make me want to live more. I’m amazed how I can go from depression/pain to laughter in an hour. It’s just so painful to get out of the depression sometimes that it scares me. So, I smoke.


Republicans are to blame

by Leslie Jacobs


Since Ronald Regan was elected, the Republicans have been killing us with their lies. Maybe we could listen to the democrats on one issue. Ban Assault weapons.

Women know men who need their assault weapons have micro penises.


Now

by Leslie Jacobs


Im now a large/X-Large depending on how it fits. And it’s winter-and my coat is too big. It’s an 1x, which means it was bought in 2015 when I was working. It’s now 2023. I saw a lands end winter jacket on eBay for 89.00 . I offered 50. He went down to 65 and stayed there. I need a deal to buy anything now. I went to lands end and bought a new coat for 64.99. Thanks Lands end!


SNEEZE

by Leslie Jacobs


How many sneezes and it’s Covid test time? Three? Five?

Maybe im allergic to dust, mold and being in a 93 year old house.

Or just normal living now?


William & Harry

by Leslie Jacobs


Your mother is dead because your father is selfish—-just like the rest of you.

Help the homeless and give up this pretend fairytale that puts family members against family members.

By the way-I’m so sorry about how the British press is racist. So is the royal family.


When I was Middle Class

by Leslie Jacobs


The best invention I loved, could afford and used. The kindle. Amazon.com was amazing to me that I could see a book on a TV program and order it, and in minutes I could start reading the book. Now, since I’m not a prime member, I have to go to the library and actually get the physical copy. But, first I have to order it and then wait my turn. With the kindle or kindle app, it was always my turn—-